The Hot Box Blog
Kinseys dazzle at Key West Pride!
May 27, 2013
"America's Next Top..." dazzled the Waterfront Playhouse during Key West Pride! For photos of the event, click this! Photo by milezerokeywest.com.
Loca Girl Makes Good!
Apr 30, 2013
Congratulations to Kinsey Sicks alum Kevin Smith Kirkwood, currently on Broadway's KINKY BOOTS, for his show's 13 Tony awards!New Music Video
Apr 29, 2013
The Kinsey's new music video "Why the F*ck Aren't We Famous?" will arrive soon. Stay tuned!
Girls Gone RED
Mar 26, 2013
BREAKING NEWS!
Mar 20, 2013
The Kinsey Sicks have failed in their dream to become Pope Dragapella® and to tour the world with a wholesome "Up with Papal" extravaganza. As a result, the gals have decided that their only prayer is to keep peddling the same subversive crap they're already spewing in whatever backwoods dump is willing to book their new show. Next stop:SEATTLE!America Braces for the "Sick Quester Agreement"
Mar 3, 2013
Despite calls from Congressional leaders to stop America's "Sick Quester Agreement", our beloved Sicks are continuing to perform for those questing to see them. Please invite all your Sick Quester friends to see The Kinseys' new hit show at the upcoming dates on ourcalendar.The Kinseys debut "America's Next Top..." to sell-out houses!
Jan 29, 2013
The Kinseys kicked off the new year with sold out houses for their new show in both Puerto Vallarta and Ajijic, Mexico in January! Check out the girls' alter egos whip out the theme song to "America's Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild!" in PV courtesy of puertovallartadaytours.com.America's Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild!
Jan 7, 2013
The Kinsey Sicks' 20th anniversary show (Yes, that's twenty, as in "how the hell have The Kinseys lasted twenty years?) is a delightfully deluded take off on reality TV, in which our sheros are contestants on "America's Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild." Tasteless presenters in a slew of cities have already booked the show, with more to be announced soon!NEW HOLIDAY VIDEO: "SATAN BABY"!
Nov 26, 2012
The girls present the perfect holiday love letter to the greatest gift-giver of them all: Satan! Prepare your immortal soul for eternal damnation!Kinsey Store 25% off thru Dec 20!
Nov 20, 2012
Election season is over - and gifts of free contraceptives, student loans, and health care are sooo October. But there's good news! Market research reveals the best way to win over the target demographic of your choice this holiday season: Kinsey Sicks CDs, DVDs, T-shirts and posters!
It's true! What friend, neighbor and/or Romney won't be thrilled with a gift of our DVD, "I Wanna Be a Republican?" Turn your secret Santa into a secret Satan by gifting our "Oy Vey in a Manger" CD to a co-worker, and watch the jaws drop! Won't your church choir look divine in their matching Kinsey Sicks tee-shirts courtesy of you! And what precious little angel's nursery is complete without Kinsey Sicks posters?
Do ALL your holiday shopping this year at The Kinsey Store and save twice - not only will you save 25% on all purchases, but the lost friendships and broken family ties resulting from your Kinsey gifts this year will reduce your gift list in the future and save you money for years to come!