America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet

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“OY VEY IN A MANGER” in San Diego, Palm Springs, SF, Eugene OR!

Nov 29, 2016

Beware left-coasters! America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet are spreading hilarious, hard-hitting holiday heresy, heading up the west coast starting in SoCal, hovering in the Bay Area, and ending in Oregon before heading east to DC.

For those who’ve seen previous versions of "Oy Vey in a Manger", our 2016 version is newly-updated to skewer today’s horrifying political realities. Trust us, you don’t want to miss it. So, buy tickets NOW — and don’t forget to get an extra ticket for Vice-President elect Mike Pence. We have a few… memorable words (and songs) we’d love to share with him from our stage!

UNPRECEDENTED SALE!

Nov 25, 2016

ALL CDs & DVDs 50% OFF! T-SHIRTS, POSTERS, & MAGNETS 1/3 OFF!

Did you just spend Thanksgiving fighting with (or silently seething next to) relatives who voted for Trump? Looking for the perfect gift-giving revenge? Or perhaps you’re looking for something you can get for yourself, knowing you’ll always be able to look back and say “What the hell was I thinking?”

Your moment has arrived! NOW THROUGH MONDAY 11/28 ONLY The Kinsey Sicks are offering their biggest sale ever! 50% — yes half off — all Kinsey Sicks CDs and DVDs!!! We now have 9 albums and 4 DVDs, each of which is guaranteed to offend! Do you have all 13 of them? Of course not! But here’s an added incentive: when you get tired of listening to/watching your Kinsey Sicks DVDs, they make excellent coasters for the strong drinks you’ll need after listening to them!

Perhaps you prefer a Kinsey Sicks poster (which conveniently doubles as a memorable toilet tissue) or T-shirt (ditto)? Or a Kinsey Sicks magnet (the world’s greatest weight loss aid — put it on your fridge, lose your appetite and watch the pounds melt away)? Then there’s the gorgeous, limited-edition picture framefrom our Off-Broadway show, perfect for displaying your favorite nude pics of Anthony Weiner and/or Melania Trump. These glorious gifts can be yours for 1/3 off!

Complete your collection of Kinsey crap TODAY!

New Music Video Offers 4 Mins of Fun, Trump-free Entertainment From Your Favorite Nasty Women!

Nov 14, 2016

We hope you enjoy our subtly filthy music video, “See You When Tea is Drinkable". Here’s hoping it helps make your America great again.

 

Remember: every moment of laughter is a personal victory.

“See You When Tea is Drinkable” is on our 7th album, “Each Hit and I”, available at kinseysicks.com/store or on iTunes.

Kinseys to Close Election Year Show... in Mexico!

Oct 24, 2016

Most of us will miss the election season as much as a year-long colonoscopy/root canal pairing. But there’s one thing to be sad about: The Kinsey Sicks’ “Electile Dysfunction 2016” must end as well! And what more fitting place to close the show than in Mexico? (If coming from the USA to see us, we recommend arriving by air. Car or bus travel is not recommended, as construction of a wall may impede your return. Not that you’ll want to.)
 
You have only 6 more chances to see Electile Dysfunction 2016!
 
AJIJIC, MEXICO
  Mon, Oct 24 
 
PUERTO VALLARTA:
  Tue, Oct 25 
  Thur, Oct 27 
  Tue, Nov 1 
  Thur, Nov 3 
  Mon, Nov 7  
 
So, fill out your absentee ballots, grab your pussies, and head to Mexico! See you there!

Kinsey Sicks Hold Auditions!

Oct 17, 2016

Are you someone with a great voice and dubious judgment who is itching to fill in for various Kinsey Sicks members while they jet off to Moscow for clandestine, government-financed affairs? Someone smart enough to handle multiple a cappella roles, comedy, drag, improv, and life on the road - and yet stupid enough to want to do it with us?
 
If that’s not you, but you have friends who perform, or who otherwise are exceptional talents who might fit well with the Kinsey Sicks, then please forward the following job announcement: 
The Kinsey Sicks, America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet, are seeking serious and skilled performers. We are looking for:
 
* Substantial stage experience
* Strong musicianship (ability to sight-read is a plus)
* Great talent in comedy and comedic improvisation in an ensemble 
* Comfort with drag performance
* Ability to learn complex 4-part vocal arrangements in limited time
* Willingness to travel
* Willingness to chip in on some performance-related prep work
* Progressive politics, good communication skills, and the ability to work in a team.
 
A cappella experience is a plus but not required. Being part of The Kinsey Sicks is incredibly fun. You should be too. We want you to be as excited about what we do as we are.
 
TO APPLY: Send a resume, along with a headshot or recent photo, indicate your vocal range, plus any materials (ex: links to performance clips on YouTube, personal website, etc.) you think would help us see your skills to info@kinseysicks.com.
 
AUDITIONS: The Kinsey Sicks will be touring throughout the rest of the year, and we will audition qualified applicants as we tour. Let us know if you can make it to any of the following places:
 
November 9: Boise, ID
November 11: Whitefish, MT
December 6-8: San Diego, CA
December 9-10: Palm Springs, CA
December 13-15: San Francisco, CA
December 16-18: Eugene OR
December 20-28: Washington DC

International Day of the Girl

Oct 11, 2016

The Kinsey Sicks celebrate International Day of the Girl by re-releasing our love letter to the strong, smart, kooky, brilliant, ridiculous, hilarious women in our lives. The ones who tire of being told what they should like and be like.

Kinsey Finish Off US Tour of "Electile Dysfunction" in Ann Arbor and Kansas City!

Sep 20, 2016

Huge thanks to the lovely citizens of Ann Arbor and Kansas City for the standing ovations following our final US performances of "Electile Dysufnction"! Now, it's up to YOU, the voter, to make the responsible choice on Nov 8 (and if you're voting for Trump, remember, he said that you're voting day is Nov 28!).

Stellar reviews of "Lady Cocks of Bang Boys" at The Edinburgh Fringe!

Aug 25, 2016

Favorite performers of the festival so far!”
Sky News

★★★★★ "The vocals are excellent, the comedy is perfectly timed and this is one of the most fun nights out you'll have at the Fringe."
Broadway World

★★★★ "The Kinseys’ outrageous persona is a Trojan horse for serious political comment and a shield from behind which gay men can impose socially transgressive ideas upon straight society...Parodies of well known tunes get the biggest laughs, but it's the quartet's self penned material that demonstrates the extent of their talent.”
Fest Magazine

★★★★ “Winnie, Rachel, Trixie and Trampolina are fabulous femmes – gloriously glamorous, wackily witty and totally tuneful... these dames have enviable individual voices that they can combine into lovely four-part harmonies... The lyrics are Ladyshave sharp and rarely less than ribald.” 

- The Scotsman

★★★★ "This beautyshop quartet grab the audience by the balls for a non-stop evening of innuendo and perfect harmony... it’s a great chance for the group to shine and showcase their comedic chops, as well as their musical talent. A great combo from a bunch of queens who are bound to impress you and your friends, if you’re ready for the odd shock along the way." 
Broadway Baby

★★★★ "The vocals were absolutely fantastic, and the humour was perfection. I love it when the American sense of humour translates so well over in the UK.

The only bad thing about this show is that I really wish that there was a little bit more! Regardless, it boasted brilliant vocals, amazing dress senses, hilarious humour - get to them before it's too late!”
Arts Award Voice

Kinsey Sicks on BBC Radio and STV!

Aug 24, 2016

Don’t miss the girls on BBC Radio's most popular show in Scotland, the Janice Forsyth show! There are two segments at 6:50-12:00 and 21:08-27:50. Listen to it NOW!

And l
ook! The Kinsey Sicks kick ass on another national TV appearance - this time on STV, Scotland's most-watched network! Watch it NOW!

Kinsey Sicks on national TV in the UK!

Aug 6, 2016

The girls filmed a song and interview about political comedy for Sky News. Shockingly, they liked us so much we were also broadcast for Facebook Live the very next day, this time on the legendary thoroughfare, the Royal Mile.

Click the link, then click the header image to view the taped segment, and here for Facebook Live!