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America's Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild!

"The opening night of The Kinsey Sicks... was a lively evening of laughter and song served up with a healthy portion of delicious mayhem. The [show] initially appeared to be a comedy about four players on a reality TV show, but it quickly emerged as a hilarious commentary on politics and what it's like to be LGBT in America...Do not underestimate their many talents; those voices were gorgeous and had tremendous range... This production was sheer entertainment with an edge and a message to embrace diversity; My only wish is that this internationally acclaimed production would stay in town for a couple of weeks, not days."

~ Konk Life, Key West

"Looking like they’d just stepped out of a saccharine-infused 50’s sitcom, the Kinseys proved that looks can be very deceptive as they sardonically satirised the jaded culture of reality TV and that vacuous modern day need that some people have, to achieve five minutes of ‘fame’ at any cost. We joined them in the jungle and followed their own reality hell, trying to succeed at challenges that involve singing, dancing, dating, dieting and large insects.

Wonderfully crude and exceptionally clever parodies with intricate wordplay and performance style were served up as a capella four part harmonies that dazzled.

The girls work together expertly, with fluid dialogue and seamless delivery. At times I found myself wondering if any of the vocal gymnastics were actually coming from another backing source, such was the standard of quality."

~ QX Magazine, London UK

"... as anyone who's seen one of the queertastic quartet's previous songfests could easily predict, The Kinsey Sicks' [latest show] makes for sixty sizzling minutes of double ententres and song...As audiences the world round will tell you, there's no more sicks-appealing foursome on the planet than the Kinsey Sicks, and The Kinsey Sicks: America's Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild! is the Sicks at their absolute sicks-iest."

~ StageSceneLA

"Where to start on the all you can enjoy bundle of fabulousness that is this show … they are glorious, glamorous, glittery girls who have amazing voices in which they perform superb a cappella versions of songs you will never remember the same way again."  

~ The Scotsman

 ★★★★  "It's good honest filth ... the hour speeds by."

~ The Arts Desk

"Wonderfully smart, politically pointed and liberating … examples of The Kinseys’ contagious brand of rib tickling abound in the tight-knit groups’s Edinburgh debut, a hilarious late-night lampoon of reality TV … Other glories tucked into the hour-long show [are] ... both clever and artfully crude … One of the great pleasures of The Kinsey Sicks is the cast’s lovably ribald on-stage alter-egos."

~ The London Times

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THE KINSEY SICKS celebrate their 20th anniversary with their new over-the-top musical, "America's Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild." In this brilliant reality send-up, we find Rachel, Winnie, Trixie and Trampolina in the jungle, trying their best to score at challenges that involve singing, dancing, dating, dieting and, of course, large insects.

The Kinsey Sicks were, in fact, contestants in Season 3 of "America's Got Talent." Their first performances brought standing ovations from the audience and gushing praise from both Sharon Osbourne and Piers Morgan - the only thing they agreed on that year. A Kinsey Sicks performance was even used as the Season 3 trailer. However, once show producers caught wind of the Kinseys' brand of politics, flavor of humor, and personal hygiene, THE KINSEY SICKS were cheerfully shown the door, and the performance footage was left on the cutting room floor.

"AMERICA'S NEXT TOP BACHELOR HOUSEWIFE CELEBRITY HOARDER MAKEOVER STAR GONE WILD!" brings the group's firsthand knowledge of the reality show experience to bear, poking fun at the genre's blatant manipulation of contestants and audience alike - but, of course, all in effortless 4-part harmony! This show boasts some of the group's best music - wicked parodies and objectionable originals - plus brilliant new songs about the ethics of stardom.

Online Reviews

Konk Life, Key West

June 8, 2013

Konk Life Loves The Kinsey Sicks


June 10, 2015


The Arts Desk

August 20, 2015

The London Times

August 24, 2015