America’s most potty-mouthed and politically outspoken drag quartet has somehow been put in charge of morning assembly at your local elementary school. What can possibly go right?

The Kinsey Sicks return to legendary The Purple Room with a cavalcade of Kinsey classics and new parodies to ruin your childhood favorites. You’ll never be able to hear nursery rhymes and other classic children’s songs the same way again.

This Dragapella® Musical has been rated HW for Hilariously Wrong.

Trigger Warning: This children’s show is unsuitable for children, and may provoke strong reactions among people named DeSantis or Taylor Greene.

Doors at 6pm.