America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet

“OY VEY IN A MANGER” in San Diego, Palm Springs, SF, Eugene OR!

Beware left-coasters! America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet are spreading hilarious, hard-hitting holiday heresy, heading up the west coast starting in SoCal, hovering in the Bay Area, and ending in Oregon before heading east to DC.

For those who’ve seen previous versions of "Oy Vey in a Manger", our 2016 version is newly-updated to skewer today’s horrifying political realities. Trust us, you don’t want to miss it. So, buy tickets NOW — and don’t forget to get an extra ticket for Vice-President elect Mike Pence. We have a few… memorable words (and songs) we’d love to share with him from our stage!


UNPRECEDENTED SALE!

ALL CDs & DVDs 50% OFF! T-SHIRTS, POSTERS, & MAGNETS 1/3 OFF!

Did you just spend Thanksgiving fighting with (or silently seething next to) relatives who voted for Trump? Looking for the perfect gift-giving revenge? Or perhaps you’re looking for something you can get for yourself, knowing you’ll always be able to look back and say “What the hell was I thinking?”

Your moment has arrived! NOW THROUGH MONDAY 11/28 ONLY The Kinsey Sicks are offering their biggest sale ever! 50% — yes half off  all Kinsey Sicks CDs and DVDs!!! We now have 9 albums and 4 DVDs, each of which is guaranteed to offend! Do you have all 13 of them? Of course not! But here’s an added incentive: when you get tired of listening to/watching your Kinsey Sicks DVDs, they make excellent coasters for the strong drinks you’ll need after listening to them!

Perhaps you prefer a Kinsey Sicks poster (which conveniently doubles as a memorable toilet tissue) or T-shirt (ditto)? Or a Kinsey Sicks magnet (the world’s greatest weight loss aid — put it on your fridge, lose your appetite and watch the pounds melt away)? Then there’s the gorgeous, limited-edition picture framefrom our Off-Broadway show, perfect for displaying your favorite nude pics of Anthony Weiner and/or Melania Trump. These glorious gifts can be yours for 1/3 off!

Complete your collection of Kinsey crap TODAY!


New Music Video Offers 4 Mins of Fun, Trump-free Entertainment From Your Favorite Nasty Women!

We hope you enjoy our subtly filthy music video, “See You When Tea is Drinkable". Here’s hoping it helps make your America great again.

 

Remember: every moment of laughter is a personal victory.

“See You When Tea is Drinkable” is on our 7th album, “Each Hit and I”, available at kinseysicks.com/store or on iTunes.


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"Wonderfully smart, politically pointed and liberating."

- The London Times

"Funny, dirty, profound, profane, witty, filthy, but the best description is the simplest: fantastic!"

- Edge Miami

"The hottest ticket in town ... taking the cabaret world by storm ... voices sweet as birdsong."

- New York Times

"Inventive...riotously funny...sublime."

- Variety

"If you haven't made the acquaintance of The Kinsey Sicks, it's high time you did.... Uproarious... brilliant... authentically joyful."

- Washington Post

"Glorious, glamorous, glittery girls who have amazing voices in which they perform superb a cappella versions of songs you will never remember the same way again."  

- Scotland on Sunday

"What proves possibly most striking... isn't merely their phenomenal vocal blend, but their astonishing ability to cross the line between harmonic brilliance and side-splitting comedy.”   

- broadwayworld.com

"The Royal Shakespeare Company of drag performance."

- KQED San Francisco (National Public Radio)

"Outrageous, marvelous, hilarious ... they're golden-throated vocalists who defy categorization."

- Chicago Tribune

"Gloriously, proudly bad taste...gut-busting parodies and raucous shtick...high camp, unafraid, subversive...astonishing."

- SF Chronicle

"Riotously funny...ferociously creative...a must-see...everyone will enjoy themselves!"

- Time Out Magazine (New York)

"As funny as they are harmonious, they have already cemented their national reputation."

- The Boston Globe

"Gut wrenchingly funny...pitch perfect a cappella harmonies."

- The Advocate

"Hammy, hilarious music with a message... These are four men with big hair and big voices."

- Miami Herald

"Wickedly funny ... outrageous ... The Kinseys have earned flat-out critical raves."

- Detroit Free Press

"Beautifully sung, comic and politically savvy. It was a lark with substance and the audience (and I) went wild."

- Montreal Gazette

"Lavish! Outrageous! The Kinsey Sicks are solid comics and especially solid singers."

- New York Daily News

"Tight harmonies the Andrews Sisters would have envied. [V]ery funny ... intelligent ... touching."

- Boston Herald

"The Kinsey Sicks have produced one of the most joyous evenings of sharp comedic and musical material I've seen in decades."

- Theatermania.com

"A welcome breath of fresh air.... The audience could not stop laughing."

- Jewish Week (NY)