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America's Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild!
THE KINSEY SICKS celebrate their 20th anniversary with their new over-the-top musical, "America's Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild." In this brilliant reality send-up, we find Rachel, Winnie, Trixie and Trampolina in the jungle, trying their best to score at challenges that involve singing, dancing, dating, dieting and, of course, large insects.
The Kinsey Sicks were, in fact, contestants in Season 3 of "America's Got Talent." Their first performances brought standing ovations from the audience and gushing praise from both Sharon Osbourne and Piers Morgan - the only thing they agreed on that year. A Kinsey Sicks performance was even used as the Season 3 trailer. However, once show producers caught wind of the Kinseys' brand of politics, flavor of humor, and personal hygiene, THE KINSEY SICKS were cheerfully shown the door, and the performance footage was left on the cutting room floor.
"AMERICA'S NEXT TOP BACHELOR HOUSEWIFE CELEBRITY HOARDER MAKEOVER STAR GONE WILD!" brings the group's firsthand knowledge of the reality show experience to bear, poking fun at the genre's blatant manipulation of contestants and audience alike - but, of course, all in effortless 4-part harmony! This show boasts some of the group's best music - wicked parodies and objectionable originals - plus brilliant new songs about the ethics of stardom.
"Only one a cappella group has remained steadfastly lewd, crude, and rapturously reviewed.... Legendary for their succulence, sarcasm, and style, the Kinsey Sicks can easily shock and awe unsuspecting audiences.... Rollicking.... [They] never fail to bring down the house."
~ Huffington Post
Dragapella!
"Dragapella!" takes you from the ridiculous to the more ridiculous with some of their best material - with songs that'll make you laugh, wonder, think, and laugh again... or something like that.
And don't be afraid to ask for a variation or two. These girls are always willing to bend the rules. Especially for you.
"If you haven't made the acquaintance of The Kinsey Sicks, it's high time you did.... Uproarious... brilliant... authentically joyful."
~ Washington Post
20th Anniversary Extravaganza
The Kinsey Sicks celebrate their 20th Anniversary at San Francisco's legendary Castro Theater on December 28, 2013. Watch this space for details on this one night only extransvaganza.
"The hottest ticket in town ... taking the cabaret world by storm ... voices sweet as birdsong."
~ New York Times
Photo by Vixen Pin-Up Photography
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MAY 20-24
London, UK - Pulse
At last, the girls' UK debut! The Kinseys perform "America's Next Top..." at this year's XXL International Bear Pride at one of London's premier clubs each night May 20-24.
Mon 7:30PM
Tue 7:30PM
Wed 7:30PM
Thu 7:30PM
Fri 7:30PM
JUN 6-8
Key West, FL - Key West Pride
The girls bring "America's Next Top..." to the Waterfront Playhouse.
Thu 8:00PM
Fri 8:00PM
Sat 8:00PM
AUG 16
Chicago, IL - Mayne Stage
The Kinseys continue touring "America's Next Top..." with a triumphant return to The Mayne Stage.
Fri 7:00PM
Fri 9:30PM
AUG 17
Madison, WI - Overture Center for the Arts
"America's Next Top..." comes to the Wisconsin capital.
Sat 8:00PM
AUG 24-25
Ogunquit, ME - MaineStreet
The girls return to the stage at MaineStreet, Ogunquit's Party Central. Stay tuned for ticketing info.
AUG 26-27
Provincetown, MA - Crown & Anchor
Just after Carnival, the girls return to the fabulous Crown and Anchor. Stay tuned for ticketing info.
OCT 4-5
Denver, CO - Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret
The girls return to their favorite place in Denver, the fabulous Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret, for 3 servings of "America's Next Top...".
Fri 8:00PM
Sat 7:00PM
Sat 9:00PM
OCT 25-26
Overland Park, KS - Johnson County Community College Performing Arts Series
The girls take "America's Next Top..." to the Polsky Theater as part of the JCCC's Performing Arts Series. Season tickets available now, individual tickets go on sale June 17th.
Fri 8:00PM
Fri 8:00PM
OCT 27 - NOV 3
Aquafest Cruises
All aboard! The girls entertain the guests at Aquafest's 12th annual Halloween cruise on Norwegian Cruise Line's glamorous ship, the Norwegian Jewel. We depart from New Orleans, visiting Cozumel, Mexico, Belize City, Belize, Roatan, Bay Islands, Honduras, Costa Maya, Mexico and 2 days at sea.
NOV 8
Dallas, TX - Majestic Theatre
"America's Next Top..." comes deep inside the great state of Texas. Proceeds benefit the DFW Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.
Fri 8:00PM
DEC 28
San Francisco, CA - Castro Theatre
The Kinsey Sicks celebrate their 20th Anniversary at San Francisco's legendary Castro Theatre. Watch this space for details on this one night only extransvaganza. Stay tuned for ticketing info.
Sat 8:00PM
JAN 25
Winter Rendevous: Gay Ski Week, Stowe VT
Join the girls and hundreds of snow-loving GLBT enthusiasts for a weekend of wintry bliss! Stay tuned for ticketing info.
JAN 31
AIDS Foundation of Western Massachussetts
The Kinseys headline the foundation's annual fundraising Gala. Stay tuned for ticketing info.